Abbie is the best friend ever

Holy fucker, I might as well become a therapist. I'm pretty sure i'm the best friend in the world too.
So, I met Lauren after school and she said her and her boyf aren't too good at the minute. And then she text me like half hour ago saying 'he's about to end it' so I rang her and she was balling her eyes out, it was so bad there was nothing I could do she'd got herself into such a state saying it was all her fault, and I don't think i've ever been such a good friend in my whole life, like to someone except Abs, I was telling her how he's such a dick for treating her like this, she has done NOTHING wrong, and I damn sure made certain she knew that.
After we'd finished talking, I said i'd meet her tomorrow after school, and when I hung up I was like, shit she's gonna do something stupid, and I was like shitting myself like, I know what she would be thinking and I kept ringing her like pick up you twat! And then I was going to sort of tiptoe around it but I couldn't help it, when she picked up the phone I literally shouted at her, IF YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID LAUREN I WILL NEVER EVER FORGIVE YOU! And I was so relieved when she laughed and said, I'm feeling shit, yeah, but I won't do anything like that! I know I was probably over thinking it all, but if she did do something and then I had spoken to her literally minutes before I would feel so guilty and omg I can't even think about it, she's such a good friend, even though she sometimes does do things which annoy me, idc, she was upset and I was there for her and I feel like such a good friend